ITEM OF THE CYCLE · CHECKING STOCK…
RECREATIONAL ITEMS DIVISION 04 · MORALE IS MANDATORY
DOMESTIC SCIENCES DIVISION 02 · THE HOME IS A FACILITY
SPECIMEN CARE DIVISION 09 · COMPANIONS, NOT FOOD
PROVISIONS & COMFORT DIVISION 05 · YOU WILL BE COMFORTABLE
ITEM SCIENCES DIVISION 11 · THE FORM IS NOT YOU
SIMULATED FOODS ⚠ DIVISION ∅ · THAT INFORMATION IS TIER 3
A MESSAGE FROM DR. B.T. GRIMBLE, DOCTOR OF PRODUCTS
We at Grimble believe the home is a facility, and the family is its staff. Every Item with a price is real. You may hold it. It may hold you back. That is companionship. You were expected, and now you are here, and that is the same thing as being welcome.
B.T.G.
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ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
DO OTHERS SUSPECT YOU OF COMFORT?
DO YOU???
THEN YOU MAY BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! “COMFORTABLE HOUSEHOLDS” ARE NOT ALONE AND POSSESS AMAZING HIDDEN PURCHASES OF THEIR OWN! IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE QUESTIONS ABOVE, YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER STOCKED THAN MOST PEOPLE! YES, YOUR KIND SHALL RECEIVE FREE SHIPPING, WHEREVER YOUR KIND RESIDES!
THE GRIMBLE CORPORATION COULD SAVE YOUR HOUSEHOLD!
SATISFACTION REQUIRED! THIS IS A CERTIFIED CATALOG OF ITEMS DIRECTED AT ALL OF “THEM,” THE UNDER-EQUIPPED. THE CATALOG PROVIDES ANSWERS AND ITEMS IN THE SERVICE OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
BECOME A HOUSEHOLD IN THE PROGRAM! YES, YOU TOO CAN BE A HOUSEHOLD IN THE PROGRAM! NO SUBSCRIPTION. NO RECURRING CHARGE. NO FORM. ENROLLMENT IS SENTIMENTAL.
CHANGES OF MIND ARE NOT ACCEPTED! DAMAGE IS! (WITHIN 14 DAYS.)
"We remain seated."HOUSEHOLD PROGRAM OFFICE · 1974
" "GARY · EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, EVERY MONTH
"We do not make believe. We make certain."DR. B.T. GRIMBLE · DOCTOR OF PRODUCTS
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